Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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