I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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