he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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