When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
