Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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