You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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