no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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