:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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