So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize