Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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