why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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