Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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