she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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