whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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