dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Never joke about your clitoris.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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