Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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