Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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