It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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