that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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