It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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