Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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