There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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