if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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