Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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