he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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