We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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