Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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