i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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