I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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