So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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