yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
