idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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