She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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