I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
