is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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