I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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