she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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