and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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