where does the pee come out of this thing
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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