she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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