Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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