I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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