i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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