Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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