You're completely useless in the revolution.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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