Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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