I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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