Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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