I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
