I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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