well I can't set my house on fire every night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I lost the right to judge tonight
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
