i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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